• me:hey mum, lets say you die.
  • mum:ok
  • me:if you could get buried with one thing in the enitre world what would it be?
  • mum:
  • mum:you
  • mum:If I'm going down I'm taking you with me

hipsterinatardis:



sethymiles:

I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”


lepreas:

my sister text me “can you check if we need milk” and I was too lazy to get up so I just said yes we needed milk


morehiddlestonforyou:

#that shirt #with those shoes


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mrjoyberry:

did-you-kno:

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I see

mrjoyberry:

did-you-kno:

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I see


jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point


llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.